Looks like "Touchdown Jesus" is no more. The Big Butter Messiah was struck by lightning last night and burst into flames. And from the sound of things, the Statue of the Christ (sorry Mel Gibson) was beyond help by the time anyone was able to get there. Looks like we know which side of the graven-images debate God comes down on.
In memory of the giant cream-colored curiosity, a song from Mr. Heywood Banks: