I can honestly brag that D.C. Douglas attempted to leave a comment on this august blog. Since I didn't allow him a forum here, there's no way that it would hold up in a court of law, but you can take my word for it, fair reader.
D.C. is up to his old tricks once again. Although I normally make it a policy not to link to left-wing sites here, I'll break with my self-imposed tradition; Tommy Christopher describes it so much more elegantly than I ever could.
Stay classy, Lance. I'm sure with your numerous other voiceover jobs, you won't have to starve.