Thursday, July 26, 2012

Take Note

Chik-Fil-A's values are not Chicago's values, says Rahm "DeadFish" Emmanuel.  But Louis Farrakahn?  Sure.  Come on in.  Rahm, exactly what are "Chicago values," anyway?

Thursday, July 5, 2012

You Might be a Rombot If...

In homage to Jeff Foxworthy, you might be a rombot if...

  • are so scared of the thought of another four years of Obama, you think anyone who questions what President Mitt Romney might do should be treated like an Obama supporter
  • ...the word "rombot" makes you cringe, but the word "palinista" makes you giggle like a schoolgirl
  • think Romneycare was a brilliant conservative touche, but you trust President Mitt Romney to repeal Obamacare because simply because he said he would
  • can somehow square the circle when shown footage of Mitt Romney calling himself progressive
  • cheer Romney's focus on the economy, forgetting that "It's the economy, stupid" was a James Carville talking point from 1992
More to come as the mindless rombots inspire me.